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39 Weird Halloween Costumes, From Outrageous To Asinine

Published: 2022-10-02

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Prices and availability are subject to change.Imposta Smart AssRastaImposta.comAn assface mask is definitely weird — no if, ands, or buts (well, a butt).$19.99 at AmazonHand Sanitizer Wall DispenserRastaImposta.comDressing up as hand sanitizer is so 2020, but dressing up as sexy hand sanitizer — that's 2022 (although some might think the sentiment is 2012).Get it at RastaImposta.comBirth Control Contraceptive PackRastaImposta.comConsidering the ongoing battle over reproductive rights, this birth control costume is not just weird, it's weirdly political.Get it at RastaImposta.comAdvertisement Empty Roll Of Toilet PaperRastaImposta.comThis empty toilet paper roll costume might strike some people as crappy, but others might find it a window into one's darkest fears (yes, running out of TP brings that out in people).Get it at RastaImposta.comCigaretteRastaImposta.comWearing a cigarette costume for Halloween is a great way to make an ash of yourself.Get it at RastaImposta.comCowboy BootRastaImposta.comThis vaguely phallic cowboy boot costume could be a kick in the pants at certain kinds of Halloween parties. But you might get booted out of others.Get it at RastaImposta.comAdvertisement Happy Tree PainterYandy.comWear this sexy Bob Ross costume to a party and it probably won't just be the trees that are happy.Get it at Yandy.comBirthday SuitYandy.comIf the idea of spending money on an outfit you might only wear once a year seems extravagant, this birthday suit costume may be for you — because theoretically, you can wear it twice, unless your birthday happens to be Oct. 31.Get it at Yandy.comBeyond BurgerYandy.comIt seems kind of weird for a person made of flesh and bones to dress up as a plant-based burger, but this IS a weird costume guide, so there you go.Get it at Yandy.comAdvertisement Dating AppSpiritHalloween.comFinding love at a Halloween party could hinge on the costume you wear. This dating app costume will show you're not bumbling around.Get it at SpiritHalloween.comRide a PigCostumes.comThis Ride a Pig costume will let everyone know you're not chicken to have fun.Get it at Costumes.comTurtle MascotCostumes.comThis turtle costume is perfect for the person not ready to come out of their shell.Get it at Costumes.comAdvertisement Slither Snake Wrap-Around PropCostumes.comSome costumes are tough to squeeze into. This wrap-around snake costume squeezes you (in a fun way, of course).Get it at Costumes.comRide-A Evil ClownDavid Guarino for Costumes.comThe term "clowning around" takes on new meaning with this ride-on costume.Get it at Costumes.comInflatable Violet BeauregardeCostumes.comTrust me: Everyone will want to take a photo with "Violet Beauregarde." You should also trust me when I say they will have a hard time fitting in the camera frame with the person wearing it.Get it at Costumes.comAdvertisement Pet's Elvis CoutureCostumes.comWhen the family canine dresses up as Elvis, he's more than just a hound dog.Get it at Costumes.com'80s Video Super StarCostumes.comAlthough MC Hammer's pants get a bad rap, the baggy nature of this rapper costume probably gives you room to hide stuff if you're trying to sneak in contraband into the Halloween party.Get it at Costumes.comEnergetic BunnyTipsyElves.comIf you wear a Energetic Bunny costume for Halloween, be prepared for a battery of questions along the lines of "can you keep going? And going? And going?"Get it at TipsyElves.comAdvertisement Hamburger ThiefTipsyElves.comSure, it can be fun looking like the Hamburglar at a party, but be careful you don't try to steal the heart of someone dressed as a plant-based burger — it could lead to disappointment.Get it at TipsyElves.comCereal CaptainTipsyElves.comDressing up as Captain Crunch sounds like a sweet gig — as long as you avoid anyone dressed as a cereal killer.Get it at TipsyElves.comStorkHalloweenCostumes.comThis stork costume may seem bird-brained — especially if you try and peck at the person dressed as a packet of birth control pills.Get it at HalloweenCostumes.comAdvertisement OnionHalloweenCostumes.comThink dressing up like an onion for Halloween stinks? Maybe, but it's a good way to let others know you have lots of layers.Get it at HalloweenCostumes.comMothmanHalloweenCostumes.comThe Mothman doesn't get the same amount of publicity as other cryptozoological phenoms like Bigfoot or the chupacabra. But what it lacks in fame, it more makes up for in creepiness. You're probably better wearing this to scare people. If you go to a party, you'll no doubt have to break character to explain the costume — yeesh.Get it at HalloweenCostumes.comMiss Cookie3Wishes.comWarning: The person who wears a sexy cookie costume has to be willing to accept a certain amount of cheesy double entendres. I'd offer suggestions, but I already have an HR meeting pending

Honey Beekeeper3Wishes.comWhenever we fear that every possible character or occupation has already been turned into an inexplicably sexy Halloween costume, someone comes through in the clinch with something new — like this beekeeper outfit.Unicorn LizardPetco.comSadly, lizards have been ignored at Halloween for far too long. That tragedy has been rectified with this unicorn costume for your reptilian pet. And the world breathes a little easier.Kissing Booth Headpiece For Dogs & CatsPetco.comYou had us at "Kissing Booth."Advertisement Beer Run Dog & CatPetco.comThere's probably no bigger hero at the Halloween party than the person who goes out to get more beer. This Beer Run Dog & Cat Costume will remind the other guests that what must be done must be done.Mega Dinosaur T-Rex MaskZulily.com/OK, if you love dinosaurs, this T-Rex mask with a moveable jaw is a perfect costume. If you love eating or drinking with a mask on, you may have some challenges.Surgery Honey3Wishes.comAs tempting as it might be to tell the person wearing an "Operation" costume that you want to play doctor, it's best to see if they have a funny bone first

Pencil3Wishes.comAlthough this costume is supposed to be a No. 2 pencil, bookworms and nerds will think you're No. 1.UFOHalloweenCostumes.comThis UFO costume might seem a little bulky at first, but if you're hammered at Halloween, this will at least help keep you from bumping into the furniture.Evil Fast Food GirlHalloweenCostumes.comThis Evil Fast Food Girl costume can do double duty. Wear it for Halloween and then to the next animal-rights rally! Now that's value!Advertisement Inflatable Rocket ShipHalloweenCostumes.comWearing a spaceship costume is a blast. As a plus, its bulky nature is great for people still concerned about the pandemic because it forces other people to social distance. Yay, public health!Headless ScientistHalloweenCostumes.comThis is indeed a scary costume. But, even scarier will be the creeps who sidle up to you with vicious anti-science comments.Light And Sound Traffic LightHalloweenCostumes.com"What do you want to be for Halloween, son?""I want to be a traffic light.""Why's that?""I thought it would be fun to be something no one obeys."Advertisement Loch Ness MonsterHalloweenCostumes.comThere is only one downside to dressing up like the Loch Ness Monster: Dealing with people who will make the same corny joke. "Well, you've made a fine Ness of things, haven't you?" To be honest, just one person making that joke could ruin the holiday.Macho ManHalloweenCostumes.comYour child has only one first Halloween (which they won't remember). You have one chance to make the great photo op. Why ruin things by putting them in a boring pumpkin costume when they can go as wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage? Why indeed.Spray Can CheeseHalloweenCostumes.comHalloween costumes are getting pretty cheesy

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